Southerneuropeanwackadoodleboxarox Day

n. The occasion when a multitude of people with difficult to decipher accents
(from Slovak, Romania, Transylvania, Ukraine, Hungary...ect) call with
improbable problems and unreasonable request to the point of stalling all other
office activity thereby facilitating the development of a coping strategy in which
the office staff go out and work toward intoxication while commiserating.