poelandgadet

At some point in history, poets were exiled from the face of the
earth, & they quickly took to the age-old practice of crackpot
science. Using their vastly powerful imaginations, the
poelandgadet invented imaginary machines which neuropathically
implemented the various tasks in a more humane & efficient
design than mechanical machinery. See poetrang for an opposite
response to the same poetic censorship.