nermit

1. adj. Applied to gadgets which are unreliable because the
technology industry rushes them to market without perfecting
them first."I'm sorry, could you repeat what you just said,
my nermit bluetooth earbud chopped off all but the first
word of your sentence."
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2. declarative 'Used as an expression of the frustration
caused by a new gadget which fails to function as promised.
For example, upon reconnecting your dropped cell phone
conversation, thereby saving precious cell bandwidth
otherwise spent commiserating about dropped calls. "Nermit!
So, as I was saying...."