Words by Justin Patrick

9 words contributed

• frenemy
  (freh-enn-uhm-ee)
  A nagging friend who causes you to look at your unsightly
  shadow side. "With a friend like you I don't need an enemy,
  you're a frenemy!"
  4/10/2007
• hiplec
  A hippie lecture. Usually in reference to the continuing
  environmental damage caused by consumer culture,
  vegetarianism, or something equally "hippie-ish".
  11/14/2006
• homoprobia
  (hoe-moe-probe-ya)
  1. A meaty antidote for homophobia. 2. A throbbing
  alternative to a colonoscopy.
  4/10/2007
• Hypnagrafik
  (hip-gknow-grafik)
  Hypnagogic cursive scribble of magickal graffiti words into
  unrecognizable squigils, subconcious scrawling of
  hieroglyphic symbolism.
  
  4/10/2007
• neuroneous
  A failure of brain cells to compute incoming perceptual data
  correctly.
  
  5/3/2006
• penattrition
  What a Catholic priest does to an underage minor while in
  the confession booth.
  9/12/2007
• rapturisimo
  Anyone who has been converted to the rapture cult of
  Christianity by reading Timothy Lahaye's "Left Behind"
  series, in other words, anyone who has had their brain
  bullied into believing in the rapture through a cult of
  fear, Armageddon, and death.
  
  9/9/2005
• squigil
  (sss-qui-jil)
  A magickal sigil made by focusing the mind and drawing a
  random line on a page.
  4/10/2007
• unscrubscribe
  A dirty person who writes with soap bubbles.
  9/8/2005

← Back to All Authors    Dictionary Home